The Sir John Soane Museum and Its Beautiful Obsession
A House Packed to the Rafters With Genius and Madness
The Sir John Soane Museum at 13 Lincoln's Inn Fields is the most extraordinary house in London, and possibly the most extraordinary house I have ever entered, and I say this as someone who has been inside the Palace of Versailles and a converted water tower in Brooklyn. It is free. It is small. It will rearrange something inside your brain.
Soane was the architect of the Bank of England, a man of enormous talent and apparently limitless acquisitive energy. Between 1792 and his death in 1837, he filled three adjoining townhouses with antiquities, paintings, architectural models, and curiosities, arranged not in the orderly fashion of a museum but in the feverish, layered manner of a man who could not stop collecting and could not bear to waste a single square inch of wall space. The result is a cabinet of wonders - a place where a Roman cinerary urn sits next to a cast of the Apollo Belvedere sits next to a painting by Canaletto, all of it lit by skylights and mirrors that Soane designed to multiply the sense of depth and space.
The Picture Room is the masterpiece. It is a small chamber - perhaps twelve feet square - whose walls are hung with paintings on hinged panels. A guide opens them, one by one, revealing layer after layer of art behind art: Hogarth's two great series, A Rake's Progress and An Election, unfold from the walls like pages of a book. Behind the final panel, the room opens into a tiny courtyard, and the effect is of a magic trick performed in architecture - space appearing where none should exist.
Downstairs, in what Soane called the Monk's Parlour, the atmosphere shifts from exuberant to eerie. This is a mock-medieval chamber he created as a kind of architectural joke - a fake ruin inside his own house, complete with a carved tombstone for a fictional monk named Padre Giovanni. The ceiling is low, the light is amber, and the walls are crowded with fragments of medieval stonework that may or may not be genuine. Soane was playing with the idea of ruin and memory, building nostalgia into the fabric of his home, and the effect, nearly two centuries later, is still unsettling and beautiful.
Here is what most visitors miss: in the basement corridor, look up. Soane installed convex mirrors at the ceiling junctions, and they reflect the rooms behind you in miniature - a surveillance system designed not for security but for wonder. He wanted you to see the house from every angle simultaneously, to experience architecture as a kaleidoscope. It works. Two hundred years later, it still works.
The museum is open Wednesday through Sunday. Go early, go on a weekday, and go alone if you can. This is a house that rewards solitary attention. Bring no expectations except a willingness to be overwhelmed by one man's magnificent, ungovernable love of beautiful things.